1 00:00:03,200 --> 00:00:04,400 Thanks for doing this, hey. 2 00:00:07,000 --> 00:00:08,680 I know it was late notice and all. 3 00:00:10,200 --> 00:00:11,720 Weekend, weekend, weekend! 4 00:00:11,720 --> 00:00:12,880 Wine for the pain. 5 00:00:13,280 --> 00:00:14,480 Yes, yes, Flip. 6 00:00:14,480 --> 00:00:15,640 -Yeah? -This is Kabil. 7 00:00:16,760 --> 00:00:18,040 -Oh. -Hello. 8 00:00:18,040 --> 00:00:20,000 Staff don't know it yet. They're going to love it. 9 00:00:20,240 --> 00:00:22,920 I got some salami and a few nice cheeses. 10 00:00:23,880 --> 00:00:24,960 Got the wine? 11 00:00:24,960 --> 00:00:25,960 No, no. 12 00:00:25,960 --> 00:00:27,000 No wine. 13 00:00:27,000 --> 00:00:28,000 No, no wine. 14 00:00:28,000 --> 00:00:29,800 Yeah, Flip. I don't think he drinks wine. 15 00:00:30,080 --> 00:00:31,200 Wow. 16 00:00:31,200 --> 00:00:32,640 A sommelier who doesn't drink wine. 17 00:00:32,840 --> 00:00:33,960 Somalian. 18 00:00:35,920 --> 00:00:36,960 Sommelier. 19 00:00:37,560 --> 00:00:38,560 Somalian. 20 00:00:39,040 --> 00:00:40,760 -Sommelier. -Somalian. 21 00:00:40,760 --> 00:00:42,240 Sommelier. Wine. 22 00:00:42,640 --> 00:00:43,880 No, no wine. 23 00:00:43,880 --> 00:00:45,800 Flip, you sms'd me saying, 24 00:00:46,040 --> 00:00:48,080 "I want to spoil the staff on Friday. 25 00:00:48,080 --> 00:00:49,520 Get me a Somalian." 26 00:00:53,120 --> 00:00:54,360 Yes, I was in matric. 27 00:00:55,480 --> 00:00:56,920 Oh, do I have matric? 28 00:00:57,920 --> 00:00:58,960 Um... 29 00:00:58,960 --> 00:01:00,960 It's just a small misunderstanding. 30 00:01:00,960 --> 00:01:02,360 -Thank you. -Hey, Flip! 31 00:01:03,640 --> 00:01:05,120 Where is the surprise? 32 00:01:06,120 --> 00:01:07,160 Yeah. 33 00:01:10,560 --> 00:01:14,000 Somalia 34 00:01:21,280 --> 00:01:24,240 I am a pirate from Somalia 35 00:01:24,960 --> 00:01:27,040 I'm a pirate from Somalia 36 00:01:27,040 --> 00:01:28,680 Captain Phillips is my friend 37 00:01:59,040 --> 00:02:00,120 No, man, Jouba. 38 00:02:01,440 --> 00:02:02,960 Where did you learn to fold a tie, Joubert? 39 00:02:02,960 --> 00:02:04,000 Was your dad absent? 40 00:02:04,880 --> 00:02:06,600 If you can't fold a tie, something went wrong. 41 00:02:06,600 --> 00:02:09,200 I keep it folded for sentimental reasons. 42 00:02:09,200 --> 00:02:10,680 It's the last tie my dad folded 43 00:02:10,680 --> 00:02:12,280 before he lost his hands in the mill. 44 00:02:12,280 --> 00:02:13,320 Really? 45 00:02:13,840 --> 00:02:14,880 No. 46 00:02:15,560 --> 00:02:17,680 -You shouldn't joke about that. -Yeah, not funny. 47 00:02:17,680 --> 00:02:19,040 -Honour your dad. -And your mother. 48 00:02:20,240 --> 00:02:21,240 Big boss. 49 00:02:24,040 --> 00:02:25,520 That's how you knot a tie. 50 00:02:25,520 --> 00:02:27,400 Q, teach this boy how to knot a tie. 51 00:02:28,120 --> 00:02:29,600 It's a clip-on. 52 00:02:29,600 --> 00:02:31,680 Ayanda, do you miss us? 53 00:02:31,680 --> 00:02:33,040 Ah, Ayandatjie. 54 00:02:33,480 --> 00:02:35,320 I called her Amanda for a year. 55 00:02:36,760 --> 00:02:39,880 On her first day, she had no idea how to turn on a computer. 56 00:02:40,480 --> 00:02:44,000 But then old Flippie took her under his wing, 57 00:02:44,640 --> 00:02:46,960 and now she drives a luxury Merc and she's my boss. 58 00:02:49,120 --> 00:02:50,320 Overachiever. 59 00:02:50,800 --> 00:02:53,280 Flip, I had a bit of a crisis. I'm going to be late. 60 00:02:53,280 --> 00:02:54,320 Late? 61 00:02:54,880 --> 00:02:55,880 For the pitch? 62 00:02:56,920 --> 00:02:58,000 The pitch? 63 00:02:58,480 --> 00:03:00,560 For the pitch meeting you requested. 64 00:03:00,560 --> 00:03:03,760 Ah, the pitch meeting I requested. 65 00:03:05,080 --> 00:03:06,200 Is everything alright? 66 00:03:06,200 --> 00:03:08,520 Yeah, yeah, yeah. We'll piets it. 67 00:03:08,520 --> 00:03:09,920 Piets you here, piets you there... 68 00:03:10,800 --> 00:03:12,560 Drive carefully, okay? 69 00:03:12,960 --> 00:03:14,120 Over and out. 70 00:03:14,120 --> 00:03:15,480 Look, I'm a busy man. 71 00:03:15,480 --> 00:03:16,680 I'm very busy. 72 00:03:16,680 --> 00:03:18,320 Lots to do, lots. 73 00:03:18,320 --> 00:03:19,360 I operate. 74 00:03:19,360 --> 00:03:21,520 A lot of meetings. You know, make polony great again. 75 00:03:23,680 --> 00:03:26,520 You can't expect me to remember what it's all about. 76 00:03:28,160 --> 00:03:29,600 That's why I have a PA. 77 00:03:31,400 --> 00:03:32,440 Say that again. 78 00:03:32,640 --> 00:03:36,640 You said you'll have some ideas ready that will... 79 00:03:36,800 --> 00:03:38,640 rev...revolutin... 80 00:03:38,640 --> 00:03:40,520 -Revolutioni-- -Revolutionise polony. 81 00:03:40,520 --> 00:03:41,680 Doesn't sound like me. 82 00:03:42,880 --> 00:03:44,120 Why didn't you remind me? 83 00:03:44,120 --> 00:03:46,400 I did, Flip. Almost every day. 84 00:03:46,400 --> 00:03:47,920 You just say, "We'll circle back." 85 00:03:48,400 --> 00:03:49,760 Okay, right. 86 00:03:50,640 --> 00:03:53,400 Let us circle back to this. 87 00:03:53,400 --> 00:03:54,920 No, Flip, we can't. 88 00:03:54,920 --> 00:03:56,000 It's today. 89 00:03:56,440 --> 00:03:57,480 Okay! 90 00:03:57,880 --> 00:03:59,760 -Explain it to me carefully. -Okay. 91 00:03:59,760 --> 00:04:02,880 She flagged a few valid concerns. 92 00:04:02,880 --> 00:04:05,000 So you said to her, in your Trump voice, 93 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:06,360 that you had a great idea. 94 00:04:06,360 --> 00:04:07,520 "Cash is king." 95 00:04:07,520 --> 00:04:08,520 Do the voice. 96 00:04:11,840 --> 00:04:12,960 "Cash is king. 97 00:04:13,480 --> 00:04:15,720 Okay, don't do that. It's terrible. 98 00:04:16,720 --> 00:04:18,080 Continue. 99 00:04:18,080 --> 00:04:19,720 "We'll sell so much polony, 100 00:04:19,720 --> 00:04:22,320 our operational problems will seem trivial." 101 00:04:22,320 --> 00:04:23,560 Yes, that sounds like me. 102 00:04:24,400 --> 00:04:27,560 Did I perhaps tell you what my plans were? 103 00:04:28,160 --> 00:04:31,760 To be honest, it didn't look like you had a plan. 104 00:04:32,600 --> 00:04:33,640 Well... 105 00:04:34,720 --> 00:04:37,120 my pants are full of plans, my girl. 106 00:04:37,560 --> 00:04:39,920 -Okay. -Yes, my pants are full. 107 00:04:39,920 --> 00:04:41,360 You may leave the room. 108 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:47,120 Where are you from? 109 00:04:47,440 --> 00:04:48,480 Stella. 110 00:04:48,480 --> 00:04:50,480 It's a very small town. 111 00:04:50,480 --> 00:04:52,160 -Do you know where it is? -No. 112 00:04:52,720 --> 00:04:55,160 My dad and brother farm there. 113 00:04:55,160 --> 00:04:56,720 But you never wanted to get into farming? 114 00:04:56,720 --> 00:04:59,040 No, if I wanted to struggle, I'd buy a boat. 115 00:04:59,640 --> 00:05:01,120 I just can't afford a boat yet. 116 00:05:01,120 --> 00:05:03,280 And favourite food? 117 00:05:03,640 --> 00:05:06,280 -Pizza. -And if you could be an animal? 118 00:05:06,280 --> 00:05:07,560 Bushbaby. 119 00:05:07,560 --> 00:05:09,680 Wow, that's cute. 120 00:05:09,680 --> 00:05:11,280 Maybe a lion then. 121 00:05:11,280 --> 00:05:13,400 Bushbaby. 122 00:05:14,400 --> 00:05:15,920 What is that for? 123 00:05:15,920 --> 00:05:19,880 I'm writing a bio about every staff member for Instagram. 124 00:05:19,880 --> 00:05:21,360 Oh, okay. 125 00:05:21,720 --> 00:05:23,680 -Yeah, let me take a photo. -Gosh. 126 00:05:23,680 --> 00:05:26,600 So, this is all part of my content plan. 127 00:05:27,040 --> 00:05:30,560 I'm sure our clients want to know who sells their polony. 128 00:05:30,560 --> 00:05:31,560 Obviously. 129 00:05:31,840 --> 00:05:34,280 And I get to know everyone better. 130 00:05:34,720 --> 00:05:37,000 So, two birds with one stone. 131 00:05:37,480 --> 00:05:38,720 Nice. 132 00:05:38,720 --> 00:05:39,720 Perfect. 133 00:05:39,720 --> 00:05:44,000 Listen, save yourself the trouble, take a group photo and say, 134 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:45,440 "Meet the team". 135 00:05:45,440 --> 00:05:47,440 You'll make your life much easier. 136 00:05:47,440 --> 00:05:49,680 -I think it's adorable. -Are you really sure? 137 00:05:49,680 --> 00:05:51,760 -Yeah. -Sorry, bud. 138 00:05:51,760 --> 00:05:53,280 Jeez, my lungs are clapping hands. 139 00:05:53,800 --> 00:05:55,280 You know, you're right... Tjaart! 140 00:05:55,280 --> 00:05:57,000 -Do Tjaart. -Bud, I have to smoke. 141 00:05:57,000 --> 00:06:00,240 Emma wants to ask you a few questions about your bio. 142 00:06:00,240 --> 00:06:01,400 I don't have a "bi-ou". 143 00:06:01,800 --> 00:06:03,240 Look, if you're bi, you're gay. 144 00:06:03,520 --> 00:06:04,640 Full stop. 145 00:06:04,640 --> 00:06:06,760 Say I make out with a guy, that's gay, right? 146 00:06:06,760 --> 00:06:07,800 -Agree? -Yes. 147 00:06:07,800 --> 00:06:10,080 Say I make out with a girl right afterwards, 148 00:06:10,080 --> 00:06:12,320 I still made out with a guy. I'm still gay. 149 00:06:13,040 --> 00:06:14,840 They don't cancel each other out. 150 00:06:15,680 --> 00:06:16,720 Just say you're gay. 151 00:06:16,720 --> 00:06:17,800 I love the rainbow, 152 00:06:17,800 --> 00:06:20,080 but the LGBT alphabet people hijacked the thing. 153 00:06:20,080 --> 00:06:21,960 You can't own the rainbow. 154 00:06:21,960 --> 00:06:24,560 But I fly my rainbow flag in town to protest. 155 00:06:24,560 --> 00:06:25,600 I show everyone. 156 00:06:25,600 --> 00:06:26,840 And they gesture back at me. 157 00:06:26,840 --> 00:06:28,480 Support, yes! 158 00:06:28,480 --> 00:06:30,160 Yay! 159 00:06:30,160 --> 00:06:32,560 They gesture me, and I say, "It's fine!" 160 00:06:32,560 --> 00:06:34,280 We're taking back that rainbow, pal. 161 00:06:34,920 --> 00:06:35,960 We're taking it back. 162 00:06:36,480 --> 00:06:37,520 Emma, 163 00:06:37,520 --> 00:06:39,280 get everyone in the boardroom, please. 164 00:06:42,520 --> 00:06:44,160 Everyone, boardroom. 165 00:06:44,160 --> 00:06:45,200 Please. 166 00:06:51,400 --> 00:06:52,600 Come in, come in, come in. 167 00:06:53,600 --> 00:06:54,680 Tjaart, sit. 168 00:06:55,680 --> 00:06:56,680 Thanks, guys. 169 00:06:56,680 --> 00:06:58,920 Urgent drill, just for the hell of it. 170 00:06:58,920 --> 00:07:01,960 We need one good polony idea to revolash... 171 00:07:03,280 --> 00:07:04,360 Transform. 172 00:07:04,800 --> 00:07:07,360 No pressure. We have 17 minutes! 173 00:07:07,360 --> 00:07:08,400 And... go! 174 00:07:08,720 --> 00:07:12,040 Polony hasn't changed since PW was president. 175 00:07:12,040 --> 00:07:15,240 And a lot has changed since then. Right, Auntie? 176 00:07:16,200 --> 00:07:17,720 Emma, you're the secretary. Take notes. 177 00:07:17,720 --> 00:07:19,080 You'll probably say I'm a bitch, 178 00:07:19,080 --> 00:07:22,200 but this sounds like something you left to the last minute, 179 00:07:22,200 --> 00:07:23,720 and now it's our problem. 180 00:07:23,720 --> 00:07:24,760 You're right. 181 00:07:24,760 --> 00:07:26,040 You are a bitch. 182 00:07:26,040 --> 00:07:27,600 Come on, guys. Ideas, ideas, ideas. 183 00:07:27,920 --> 00:07:29,600 Sixteen minutes. You're wasting your own time. 184 00:07:29,600 --> 00:07:32,040 There are no bad ideas under the sun. 185 00:07:32,040 --> 00:07:33,520 -Anyone? -Me, me, me. 186 00:07:34,200 --> 00:07:35,720 -Anyone? -Kayle. 187 00:07:35,720 --> 00:07:36,880 -Anybody? -Me. 188 00:07:36,880 --> 00:07:38,120 -Kayle. -Me, me, me, me. 189 00:07:39,120 --> 00:07:40,400 Kayle. Go! 190 00:07:40,400 --> 00:07:43,560 Okay, how about we change up the packaging? 191 00:07:44,240 --> 00:07:45,360 Bright colours. 192 00:07:45,800 --> 00:07:47,840 Some funny South African slogans. 193 00:07:47,840 --> 00:07:48,920 Eye catching. 194 00:07:48,920 --> 00:07:50,200 -That's a good one. -You like it? 195 00:07:50,200 --> 00:07:52,120 -Yeah. -Thank you, Kayle. 196 00:07:52,120 --> 00:07:53,880 You've just proved me wrong. 197 00:07:53,880 --> 00:07:55,640 There are bad ideas under the sun. 198 00:07:55,640 --> 00:07:57,960 That's why you pale bastards shouldn't be in the sun. 199 00:07:57,960 --> 00:07:59,040 -Hey. -Wow. 200 00:07:59,040 --> 00:08:00,120 Tjara? 201 00:08:00,120 --> 00:08:01,480 Okay, so we take... 202 00:08:02,160 --> 00:08:03,840 -No, no, skip that. -Circle back. 203 00:08:03,840 --> 00:08:05,440 -We'll circle back. -Bossman, Bossman. 204 00:08:05,440 --> 00:08:06,960 Let me guess... curry polony? 205 00:08:08,120 --> 00:08:09,160 Cheap shot, Flip. 206 00:08:09,160 --> 00:08:11,760 I'm joking, I'm joking. Put me in the Durban box, hey? 207 00:08:11,760 --> 00:08:13,160 I'm Third Generation Klerksdorp 208 00:08:13,160 --> 00:08:14,160 Okay. 209 00:08:14,440 --> 00:08:15,440 Blow my mind. 210 00:08:16,080 --> 00:08:17,080 Spicy polony. 211 00:08:17,360 --> 00:08:18,360 Spice-- Yeah. 212 00:08:18,720 --> 00:08:19,800 Thanks. 213 00:08:20,160 --> 00:08:22,360 Emma, add it to the list... right at the bottom. 214 00:08:23,080 --> 00:08:24,080 Q! 215 00:08:24,320 --> 00:08:25,600 Oh, um... 216 00:08:25,920 --> 00:08:29,440 Well, maybe we can lace the polony with-- 217 00:08:29,440 --> 00:08:30,440 With? 218 00:08:30,440 --> 00:08:31,560 Dagga! 219 00:08:31,560 --> 00:08:33,360 Yeah, call it chill-o-ny. 220 00:08:34,440 --> 00:08:37,080 It's perfect because every time you get high, 221 00:08:37,080 --> 00:08:38,160 you get the munchies. 222 00:08:38,160 --> 00:08:40,240 But now you're munching while you're getting high. 223 00:08:41,240 --> 00:08:42,280 Close the loop. 224 00:08:42,280 --> 00:08:44,000 There are enough drugs in that community. 225 00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:46,080 Flip, which community are you talking about? 226 00:08:46,600 --> 00:08:48,160 The community who eat polony. 227 00:08:49,400 --> 00:08:51,440 -Okay, I have an idea. -Yes. 228 00:08:51,440 --> 00:08:54,360 Remove the ingredients from the packaging. 229 00:08:54,360 --> 00:08:56,960 We let people guess what's in the polony. 230 00:08:56,960 --> 00:08:58,680 -Not right. -If they guess correctly, 231 00:08:58,680 --> 00:09:00,000 they win more polony. 232 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:02,240 Hey, Flip. That's actually a good idea. 233 00:09:02,240 --> 00:09:05,440 We'll never give away a prize. No one will guess what's in polony. 234 00:09:05,440 --> 00:09:08,360 Rule number one, never draw attention to what's in polony. 235 00:09:08,640 --> 00:09:10,480 If they want to know they can Google. 236 00:09:10,480 --> 00:09:13,160 The less the polony community know, the better. 237 00:09:13,160 --> 00:09:15,320 -Yes, that's true. -It is. 238 00:09:15,320 --> 00:09:18,040 People were better off before they knew what was in polony. 239 00:09:18,520 --> 00:09:20,800 Google takes the fun out of everything. 240 00:09:21,800 --> 00:09:23,400 No one wonders anymore. 241 00:09:24,320 --> 00:09:26,600 How high is Table Mountain? Let's see. 242 00:09:26,600 --> 00:09:28,160 Google, Google. 1 000 metres. 243 00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:31,040 What was the score in the '95 World Cup Final? 244 00:09:31,040 --> 00:09:32,960 Google, Google, Google. 15-12. 245 00:09:34,360 --> 00:09:36,000 At what age should an average guy marry? 246 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:37,280 Google. 35. 247 00:09:40,160 --> 00:09:41,200 Google's wrong. 248 00:09:41,720 --> 00:09:43,480 Correct answer is, when I'm ready. 249 00:09:45,920 --> 00:09:48,000 -Chocoloni. -Oh, yeah. 250 00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:50,920 Nothing says "I love you" like a log of chocolate infused polony. 251 00:09:50,920 --> 00:09:53,920 What girl will hook up with you if you give her chocolate polony? 252 00:09:53,920 --> 00:09:55,360 Enough with the jokes. 253 00:09:55,360 --> 00:09:56,520 Bil-tony! 254 00:09:56,880 --> 00:09:57,920 Focus, guys. 255 00:09:57,920 --> 00:10:00,600 Also a desert polony, a pavlova... 256 00:10:01,040 --> 00:10:02,160 Pav-lony! 257 00:10:02,160 --> 00:10:03,520 -Pav-lony! -Pav-lony! 258 00:10:03,520 --> 00:10:05,720 -I'd buy it. -That's actually good! 259 00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:10,080 Clowns until the bitter end, right? 260 00:10:10,080 --> 00:10:11,600 Yeah. 261 00:10:14,280 --> 00:10:16,760 You'll stay there until you come up with a good idea. 262 00:10:16,760 --> 00:10:18,560 A good... idea. 263 00:10:20,840 --> 00:10:24,080 -Flip, come on! -You're behaving like a bloody child. 264 00:10:24,080 --> 00:10:25,160 I'm not a child, I'm a man. 265 00:10:25,160 --> 00:10:27,000 -Gavin, no. -This isn't right, Flip. 266 00:10:27,000 --> 00:10:29,800 -We're not animals. -We have actual work to do. 267 00:10:29,800 --> 00:10:31,880 Your actual work isn't important right now. 268 00:10:31,880 --> 00:10:33,760 -What are your ideas, Flip? -I have my ideas. 269 00:10:33,760 --> 00:10:35,160 Hey, Flip's the idea machine. 270 00:10:35,160 --> 00:10:36,240 Tell them, Flip. 271 00:10:36,240 --> 00:10:37,240 Listen to this. 272 00:10:37,240 --> 00:10:38,240 Polony. 273 00:10:38,920 --> 00:10:40,920 Pill... ony. 274 00:10:40,920 --> 00:10:44,440 Pills that turn into dinosaurs when thrown into water-- 275 00:10:44,440 --> 00:10:46,160 You don't have an idea! 276 00:10:46,160 --> 00:10:47,720 I have many ideas, Joanne! 277 00:10:48,520 --> 00:10:50,080 Flip. 278 00:10:50,080 --> 00:10:51,080 Aman-- Ayanda. 279 00:10:51,600 --> 00:10:52,640 What are you doing? 280 00:10:52,640 --> 00:10:53,640 Um... 281 00:10:54,720 --> 00:10:58,040 These clowns locked me out, but the joke's on them. 282 00:10:58,040 --> 00:10:59,160 Spare key. 283 00:11:01,120 --> 00:11:02,280 Come, come, come. 284 00:11:02,280 --> 00:11:04,480 Get back to work, hooligans. 285 00:11:07,240 --> 00:11:08,280 Come, come, come. 286 00:11:14,560 --> 00:11:16,280 Well, cycling. 287 00:11:16,280 --> 00:11:18,320 Nice, mountain or road? 288 00:11:18,320 --> 00:11:20,080 No, road cycling. 289 00:11:20,080 --> 00:11:21,400 He peddles the bicycle. 290 00:11:22,800 --> 00:11:25,640 You're dying to ask me whether I wear cycling shorts, hey? 291 00:11:27,440 --> 00:11:29,000 -Yes. -Of course I do. 292 00:11:29,800 --> 00:11:31,280 I never leave home without them. 293 00:11:31,280 --> 00:11:33,520 I don't know what it is about cycling. 294 00:11:33,880 --> 00:11:35,360 The wind on my face 295 00:11:36,680 --> 00:11:38,080 and the sun on my skin. 296 00:11:38,880 --> 00:11:40,920 You guys should follow me on Strava. 297 00:11:41,360 --> 00:11:43,680 Well, you know, if you can keep up. 298 00:11:44,680 --> 00:11:46,520 No, no, I'm kidding. It's an app. 299 00:11:46,920 --> 00:11:50,000 Yeah, well, it's more like family to me. 300 00:11:50,440 --> 00:11:51,920 Q, favourite song? 301 00:11:51,920 --> 00:11:53,040 Oh. 302 00:11:58,560 --> 00:12:00,640 -You want to read that back? -No, I got it. 303 00:12:00,640 --> 00:12:01,800 -You good? -Yeah, yeah. 304 00:12:01,800 --> 00:12:03,680 Wow. Impressive. 305 00:12:03,680 --> 00:12:05,080 What's one thing you can't stand? 306 00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:07,240 Cyclists. 307 00:12:09,880 --> 00:12:12,080 I was just playing around. I like to mess around with people 308 00:12:12,080 --> 00:12:14,320 and make them feel uncomfortable, you know? 309 00:12:14,320 --> 00:12:17,640 No, something I really don't like is these interviews. 310 00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:21,960 Nah, just kidding with you guys. 311 00:12:21,960 --> 00:12:23,080 Snakes. 312 00:12:37,720 --> 00:12:38,880 Yeah. 313 00:12:40,080 --> 00:12:41,400 I'll be with you shortly. 314 00:12:48,600 --> 00:12:50,600 -I'll get us some coffee. -No, Flip. Please. 315 00:12:50,600 --> 00:12:53,000 I don't have all day. Let's get going. 316 00:12:53,640 --> 00:12:55,240 Okay, I hear you. Right. 317 00:12:56,200 --> 00:12:57,440 Pitch, pitch, pitch. 318 00:13:01,440 --> 00:13:02,840 This will blow your mind. 319 00:13:02,840 --> 00:13:04,000 Can't wait. 320 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:05,040 Ayanda, 321 00:13:05,440 --> 00:13:07,040 -close your eyes-- -No. 322 00:13:08,560 --> 00:13:09,880 Okay. 323 00:13:09,880 --> 00:13:12,560 What is the best part of Christmas? 324 00:13:13,320 --> 00:13:16,320 It's not gifts or family. Oh, no, no. 325 00:13:16,840 --> 00:13:18,240 It's the honey glazed gammon. 326 00:13:19,280 --> 00:13:22,480 And polony, being a distant cousin of Gammon, 327 00:13:22,880 --> 00:13:25,600 we cover it with honey, and there you go. 328 00:13:26,120 --> 00:13:27,400 Polony for the sweet-tooth. 329 00:13:27,400 --> 00:13:28,720 Pav-lony! 330 00:13:28,720 --> 00:13:31,120 -So nice! Pav-lony. -Pav-lony? 331 00:13:31,120 --> 00:13:32,360 Yeah. 332 00:13:32,800 --> 00:13:34,000 Are you being serious? 333 00:13:35,600 --> 00:13:37,440 Oh, am I being seri-- 334 00:13:37,440 --> 00:13:38,720 No, no, no. 335 00:13:38,720 --> 00:13:40,600 No, the real idea. 336 00:13:40,960 --> 00:13:42,600 Two birds with one stone. 337 00:13:42,600 --> 00:13:45,240 We build a rugby field for special children, 338 00:13:45,240 --> 00:13:46,960 and launch a special polony. 339 00:13:46,960 --> 00:13:48,480 You know, like a rugby ball. 340 00:13:48,480 --> 00:13:49,600 Rugby-lony! 341 00:13:49,600 --> 00:13:51,360 I thought you'd pitch ideas 342 00:13:51,360 --> 00:13:53,320 that solve the actual problems, Flip. 343 00:13:53,680 --> 00:13:56,000 The dwindling sales, the slow reporting, 344 00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:58,840 and the fact that you're promising to spend money we don't have 345 00:13:58,840 --> 00:14:00,160 on a rugby field. 346 00:14:00,160 --> 00:14:01,320 Well, I was getting to-- 347 00:14:01,320 --> 00:14:04,160 And now you're talking about ways to change polony. 348 00:14:05,640 --> 00:14:06,640 Not me. 349 00:14:07,320 --> 00:14:08,400 Nope. 350 00:14:09,680 --> 00:14:11,240 It's that bunch of paluka's out there. 351 00:14:12,040 --> 00:14:15,120 The staff thought it would be a good idea to spice polony up, 352 00:14:15,120 --> 00:14:16,320 but I said no. 353 00:14:17,080 --> 00:14:19,160 Don't mess with a winning recipe. 354 00:14:19,160 --> 00:14:22,360 Maybe the staff must stop coming up with ridiculous ideas 355 00:14:22,360 --> 00:14:23,720 and do their actual work. 356 00:14:24,360 --> 00:14:25,440 Thanks. 357 00:14:25,440 --> 00:14:26,640 I agree. 358 00:14:27,600 --> 00:14:29,480 But you know, I inherited these people. 359 00:14:29,480 --> 00:14:30,640 I didn't choose them. 360 00:14:31,200 --> 00:14:34,040 Look, I'm not one to throw my staff under the bus, 361 00:14:34,480 --> 00:14:36,360 but if I hadn't, I'd be under that bus. 362 00:14:36,360 --> 00:14:38,200 Then I'd be dead, you know? 363 00:14:38,680 --> 00:14:40,200 Now they're lying there. I'm alive. 364 00:14:40,680 --> 00:14:42,440 Now I'm in a position to save them. 365 00:14:42,440 --> 00:14:43,760 They should be grateful. 366 00:14:44,720 --> 00:14:47,280 Okay, let's mix it up a bit. 367 00:14:47,280 --> 00:14:48,400 Gavin, 368 00:14:48,400 --> 00:14:51,520 what would you say is Auntie Miems' favourite colour? 369 00:14:51,520 --> 00:14:52,960 I'll go with emerald green. 370 00:14:53,600 --> 00:14:55,480 Okay, interesting. 371 00:14:55,480 --> 00:14:56,520 Auntie? 372 00:14:56,520 --> 00:14:58,320 Orange, white, and blue. 373 00:14:59,840 --> 00:15:01,080 Did I win something? 374 00:15:02,360 --> 00:15:04,960 The numbers don't lie, Flip. 375 00:15:04,960 --> 00:15:06,360 Eight percent down in the first quarter, 376 00:15:06,360 --> 00:15:08,080 twelve in the second and third, 377 00:15:08,080 --> 00:15:11,000 and the projections of the fourth are heading north of 14. 378 00:15:11,360 --> 00:15:13,800 Ayanda, you can talk English, you can talk Afrikaans, 379 00:15:13,800 --> 00:15:15,760 but don't talk numbers to me. 380 00:15:15,760 --> 00:15:17,360 I know it has been rough lately, 381 00:15:17,360 --> 00:15:19,760 but I promise we'll reach our targets. 382 00:15:19,760 --> 00:15:20,960 How, Flip? 383 00:15:21,880 --> 00:15:22,880 Light a fire. 384 00:15:23,800 --> 00:15:25,080 I'll light a fire under them. 385 00:15:25,480 --> 00:15:26,640 -Light a fire? -Yup. 386 00:15:26,640 --> 00:15:28,320 I'll light a fire under them 387 00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:32,480 and if they don't work harder, I'll cook their goose for them. 388 00:15:32,480 --> 00:15:33,800 Your solution is a braai. 389 00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:35,400 Braai is always the solution. 390 00:15:35,400 --> 00:15:37,280 And when do I braai best? 391 00:15:37,280 --> 00:15:38,720 On Saturdays. 392 00:15:38,720 --> 00:15:41,120 -Saturdays are-- -You're going to work on Saturdays? 393 00:15:43,760 --> 00:15:44,760 Hmm. 394 00:15:45,040 --> 00:15:46,880 Yep. That's my pitch. 395 00:15:46,880 --> 00:15:48,960 We'll work on Saturday. 396 00:15:49,480 --> 00:15:51,440 And your team will be fine with that? 397 00:15:51,440 --> 00:15:53,640 You'll need more than one Saturday, you know that? 398 00:15:53,640 --> 00:15:54,760 Ayanda, 399 00:15:55,440 --> 00:15:58,240 what I'm about to say isn't all your fault, 400 00:15:59,520 --> 00:16:01,080 but you climbed your ladder... 401 00:16:02,800 --> 00:16:03,880 pretty quickly. 402 00:16:04,320 --> 00:16:06,040 You don't understand what it takes 403 00:16:06,040 --> 00:16:08,840 to earn the respect of your staff members. 404 00:16:09,280 --> 00:16:10,520 Those people... 405 00:16:12,200 --> 00:16:13,440 love me. 406 00:16:13,440 --> 00:16:14,440 Very much. 407 00:16:14,440 --> 00:16:17,160 They'd sacrifice their lives and their Saturdays 408 00:16:17,160 --> 00:16:18,600 at the snap of my fingers. 409 00:16:21,200 --> 00:16:22,720 Just make sure that you get-- 410 00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:31,360 Okay, sex with Vin Diesel. 411 00:16:31,360 --> 00:16:33,200 Marry Vin Diesel. 412 00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:35,360 Kill Vin Diesel. 413 00:16:36,080 --> 00:16:37,600 That wasn't the question. 414 00:16:37,600 --> 00:16:39,120 Your questions are boring. 415 00:16:39,680 --> 00:16:41,000 Thank you, Joanne. 416 00:16:47,240 --> 00:16:49,240 GROUP PHOTO 417 00:16:50,360 --> 00:16:51,880 Bye, everyone. Have a good weekend. 418 00:16:51,880 --> 00:16:53,200 -Bye. -Goodbye. 419 00:16:53,200 --> 00:16:55,800 Tell them Klerksdorp sends love and regards. 420 00:16:55,800 --> 00:16:57,520 And? Did she like the ideas? 421 00:16:57,520 --> 00:16:58,560 Dammit, Kayle. 422 00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:00,320 Are you looking for trouble? 423 00:17:00,320 --> 00:17:01,480 No, I was just asking. 424 00:17:01,480 --> 00:17:03,120 No, she did not like the ideas. 425 00:17:03,120 --> 00:17:06,720 She also doesn't like that we're behind on sales and deadlines. 426 00:17:06,720 --> 00:17:08,720 And the conclusion she came to 427 00:17:09,240 --> 00:17:10,960 is that we have to work Saturdays. 428 00:17:10,960 --> 00:17:12,640 -What? -What? 429 00:17:12,640 --> 00:17:14,720 -You're joking. -That's just crazy. 430 00:17:15,080 --> 00:17:16,120 For how much pay? 431 00:17:16,120 --> 00:17:18,320 Well, Gavin. In rands and cents... nothing. 432 00:17:18,320 --> 00:17:19,440 Nora! 433 00:17:19,440 --> 00:17:21,400 But we can watch the rugby together, 434 00:17:21,400 --> 00:17:23,360 and our morale will be back at max. 435 00:17:23,360 --> 00:17:26,240 We're not working Saturdays for free, Flip. 436 00:17:26,240 --> 00:17:29,040 Flippie, I'd go to war with you, but not on a Saturday. 437 00:17:29,040 --> 00:17:31,320 Good heavens, it's a sin. 438 00:17:31,320 --> 00:17:32,920 No, Auntie. Sundays are sin. 439 00:17:32,920 --> 00:17:37,320 Sir, I'm a Seventh Day Adventist. Saturday is my Sunday. 440 00:17:37,320 --> 00:17:39,760 -Oh. -So is Monday your Tuesday then? 441 00:17:40,880 --> 00:17:42,000 I don't know. 442 00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:43,920 Flip, I'm also a Seventh Day Adventist. 443 00:17:43,920 --> 00:17:44,960 Nice try. 444 00:17:44,960 --> 00:17:47,640 I often drive past you at the driving range on Saturdays. 445 00:17:47,640 --> 00:17:49,400 -People pray differently. -Guys, 446 00:17:49,400 --> 00:17:51,960 if the Bokke can work on Saturdays, surely we can too. 447 00:17:51,960 --> 00:17:53,640 They get paid like a million rand! 448 00:17:53,640 --> 00:17:55,520 Don't shoot the messenger. 449 00:17:57,040 --> 00:17:58,680 You know, I told Ayanda 450 00:17:59,040 --> 00:18:01,080 there'd be a revolution, 451 00:18:01,680 --> 00:18:02,800 but she doesn't care. 452 00:18:03,360 --> 00:18:04,600 Flip, Flip, call her! 453 00:18:04,600 --> 00:18:05,640 You know what, I will. 454 00:18:06,200 --> 00:18:08,360 Don't worry, I'll take care of you. 455 00:18:08,360 --> 00:18:11,200 -Yeah, call her right now. -And put her on speaker. 456 00:18:11,200 --> 00:18:13,400 -Then we can all hear. -Yes, brilliant. 457 00:18:13,400 --> 00:18:14,560 That's an idea. 458 00:18:15,240 --> 00:18:16,520 Damn good idea. 459 00:18:17,600 --> 00:18:18,600 Call Ayanda. 460 00:18:19,200 --> 00:18:20,560 -You're the boss. -Mm-hm. 461 00:18:22,280 --> 00:18:23,480 Did I forget something? 462 00:18:23,480 --> 00:18:27,320 Yes, that these people don't work Saturdays. 463 00:18:27,680 --> 00:18:30,120 -Okay, so thank you and-- -It was your idea, Flip. 464 00:18:30,840 --> 00:18:32,760 -It was your idea. -Nope. 465 00:18:33,440 --> 00:18:34,920 Why would I suggest that? 466 00:18:35,760 --> 00:18:38,320 These people have lives and their lives matter. 467 00:18:38,320 --> 00:18:39,840 You know, all lives matter. 468 00:18:40,280 --> 00:18:41,920 You there in Rustenburg-- 469 00:18:41,920 --> 00:18:43,360 Flip, am I on speakerphone? 470 00:18:44,840 --> 00:18:46,920 Okay, well, everyone can hear this. 471 00:18:47,360 --> 00:18:49,960 You catch up on projected numbers, or we make cuts. 472 00:18:49,960 --> 00:18:51,440 And that means staff. 473 00:18:52,400 --> 00:18:53,480 Goodbye. 474 00:18:59,400 --> 00:19:00,920 Never call a woman on speakerphone. 475 00:19:04,120 --> 00:19:05,920 It doesn't have to be all bad. 476 00:19:05,920 --> 00:19:08,360 We can make music, I can tan some meat-- 477 00:19:08,360 --> 00:19:10,600 You're the one who keeps us from our work. 478 00:19:10,600 --> 00:19:13,800 Sorry, Flip. It's better if you stay at home for this one. 479 00:19:13,800 --> 00:19:14,880 Yeah. 480 00:19:15,200 --> 00:19:16,480 You don't want me here? 481 00:19:17,560 --> 00:19:18,720 Is that what you're saying? 482 00:19:21,440 --> 00:19:22,520 Is it? 483 00:19:22,960 --> 00:19:24,200 Is it? 484 00:19:24,200 --> 00:19:25,400 Take a break, Flip. 485 00:19:29,280 --> 00:19:30,720 Hi, brother. 486 00:19:30,720 --> 00:19:33,600 Bad news, we can't drink tomorrow. 487 00:19:33,600 --> 00:19:34,760 Yes, I have to work. 488 00:19:35,240 --> 00:19:37,840 Yeah, I know, I know. I'm also sad. 489 00:19:39,160 --> 00:19:42,520 But we can hook up with a few girls on Sunday, I promise. 490 00:19:42,520 --> 00:19:44,200 Cool, love you. Bye. 491 00:19:46,040 --> 00:19:48,880 Come, come, come. What are you standing around for? 492 00:19:48,880 --> 00:19:50,440 This polony must move! 493 00:19:50,960 --> 00:19:52,120 Come on, catch a vibe. 494 00:19:52,120 --> 00:19:53,200 Look awake. 495 00:19:58,600 --> 00:19:59,680 No. 496 00:20:00,520 --> 00:20:01,800 Don't get off that bike. 497 00:20:02,240 --> 00:20:04,680 -Why? -I don't want to see your willy. 498 00:20:04,680 --> 00:20:06,080 What am I supposed to do? 499 00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:08,600 Go home and change into a real man's shorts. 500 00:20:08,600 --> 00:20:10,040 I'm not riding all the way home. 501 00:20:10,040 --> 00:20:11,200 Men's shorts. Men's shorts. 502 00:20:13,480 --> 00:20:14,840 -It's unfair. -Morning, morning. 503 00:20:14,840 --> 00:20:15,880 Morning. 504 00:20:17,640 --> 00:20:18,840 Jeez! 505 00:20:18,840 --> 00:20:19,960 You look rough. 506 00:20:20,280 --> 00:20:21,800 Pour me a coffee. 507 00:20:22,360 --> 00:20:24,400 My weekend starts on Friday at five o'clock 508 00:20:24,400 --> 00:20:26,440 with a double whisky and a beer. 509 00:20:26,440 --> 00:20:28,440 And it ends at nine o'clock Monday morning 510 00:20:28,440 --> 00:20:30,320 with a double whisky and coffee. 511 00:20:30,880 --> 00:20:34,040 You're not strong enough to know what happens in between. 512 00:20:37,120 --> 00:20:38,320 So unfair. 513 00:20:38,840 --> 00:20:40,480 I must stop taking his shit. 514 00:20:40,480 --> 00:20:42,680 You've got to stand up for yourself, Kayle. 515 00:20:42,680 --> 00:20:44,280 You've got to stand up for yourself. 516 00:20:52,440 --> 00:20:54,720 -Gavin, whoa, buddy. -This sucks, man. 517 00:20:55,160 --> 00:20:58,360 Mags and the kids are having a pool party and I'm stuck here. 518 00:20:58,360 --> 00:20:59,880 This is bullshit. 519 00:20:59,880 --> 00:21:02,000 Joanne, it's 11 o'clock. 520 00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:05,760 Exactly, I could've started an hour ago already. 521 00:21:06,040 --> 00:21:07,280 Nice. 522 00:21:07,280 --> 00:21:09,240 How far are you with those write-ups? 523 00:21:10,200 --> 00:21:11,360 Not far. 524 00:21:11,360 --> 00:21:13,760 I've got a bit of a social media vibe going. 525 00:21:13,760 --> 00:21:15,600 I'd like to check it before you publish, 526 00:21:15,600 --> 00:21:16,720 if that's okay? 527 00:21:17,560 --> 00:21:19,040 Yes, okay. Yeah, yeah. 528 00:21:19,040 --> 00:21:20,480 Okay, cool. 529 00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:24,240 Don't. 530 00:21:24,840 --> 00:21:26,400 So I'm quite big on social media. 531 00:21:26,400 --> 00:21:28,960 I've got a channel, if I'm allowed to advertise. 532 00:21:28,960 --> 00:21:30,920 It's called the 'Klerksdorp Cartel'. 533 00:21:30,920 --> 00:21:33,200 I covered a go-carting scene in Klerksdorp. 534 00:21:33,200 --> 00:21:34,640 I've got 94 followers. 535 00:21:36,280 --> 00:21:37,720 I also review flowers. 536 00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:45,080 Hey! 537 00:21:45,600 --> 00:21:46,680 Emma! 538 00:21:47,400 --> 00:21:48,800 Come down, come down! 539 00:21:50,560 --> 00:21:52,560 Guys, Flip's here. 540 00:21:52,960 --> 00:21:54,240 No ways. 541 00:21:54,720 --> 00:21:56,360 Why is he here? 542 00:22:02,080 --> 00:22:03,120 Tasty drink? 543 00:22:03,560 --> 00:22:04,600 Joanne! 544 00:22:04,600 --> 00:22:06,640 Nothing says it's alright to work on a Saturday 545 00:22:06,640 --> 00:22:09,360 like two kilos of wors, 18 chops, a few Oepsies, 546 00:22:09,360 --> 00:22:11,400 and a bottle or two of karate juice. 547 00:22:13,360 --> 00:22:14,640 Just ignore him. 548 00:22:15,560 --> 00:22:16,760 I've got lots of meat! 549 00:22:18,480 --> 00:22:20,280 Great! A chop for my Tjara. 550 00:22:20,280 --> 00:22:22,160 Wait... Where are you guys going? 551 00:22:22,160 --> 00:22:23,400 Hey, it's Halaal! 552 00:22:32,840 --> 00:22:33,920 That's better! 553 00:22:34,920 --> 00:22:36,000 I'm feeling it! 554 00:22:36,600 --> 00:22:37,840 I'm feeling it! 555 00:22:38,720 --> 00:22:40,160 Hey, Joanne, come dance! 556 00:22:40,680 --> 00:22:41,720 Come on. 557 00:22:41,720 --> 00:22:43,800 Loosen up a little. Let's shoot the Makou! 558 00:22:43,800 --> 00:22:45,080 Shoot the Makou! 559 00:22:45,520 --> 00:22:47,280 Makou! Makou! 560 00:22:47,840 --> 00:22:48,880 Makou! 561 00:23:18,720 --> 00:23:19,720 Those are Oepsies. 562 00:23:20,280 --> 00:23:22,040 No, Flip, you can't. 563 00:23:23,600 --> 00:23:25,200 Sorry, but I'm only human. 564 00:23:27,280 --> 00:23:30,480 We don't have to catch up everything on the first Saturday. 565 00:23:30,480 --> 00:23:32,040 Then I'm also going. 566 00:23:36,720 --> 00:23:38,880 -Q! -Hey, buddy! 567 00:23:38,880 --> 00:23:39,920 Joanne! 568 00:23:40,560 --> 00:23:42,680 -Tjara's also here! -Hallelujah! 569 00:23:43,040 --> 00:23:45,040 -What have you got here? -Help yourself. 570 00:23:45,040 --> 00:23:46,520 Some nyama? 571 00:23:46,520 --> 00:23:47,640 Lesson for the weekend. 572 00:23:48,400 --> 00:23:50,560 Keeping each other from work is a team sport. 573 00:23:52,080 --> 00:23:54,040 I told you that a braai is always the solution. 574 00:23:54,040 --> 00:23:56,240 Guys, can we take a group photo? 575 00:23:56,240 --> 00:23:57,440 A quick one. 576 00:23:57,440 --> 00:23:58,840 -Must we do it now? -Okay, come on. 577 00:23:58,840 --> 00:24:00,560 Come on, come on. Come! 578 00:24:03,800 --> 00:24:05,880 You should've listened to me from the start. 579 00:24:06,280 --> 00:24:07,280 Nice. 580 00:24:07,280 --> 00:24:08,480 Okay, everyone! 581 00:24:08,840 --> 00:24:10,160 Braai! 582 00:24:10,160 --> 00:24:12,600 -Braai! -Braai! 583 00:24:17,840 --> 00:24:18,960 Emma! 584 00:24:25,080 --> 00:24:28,000 -Yes? -This group photo post is damn nice. 585 00:24:28,240 --> 00:24:29,320 Thank you. 586 00:24:29,320 --> 00:24:32,320 You should sit with each one and write a short bio or something. 587 00:24:33,040 --> 00:24:34,960 -That could be nice. -Yes. 588 00:24:35,240 --> 00:24:36,920 Yes, that could be nice. 589 00:24:40,640 --> 00:24:42,400 Dammit, dammit, dammit. 590 00:24:42,400 --> 00:24:43,440 Dammit!